Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Are you missing a fug?

Stumbling across this little guy we noticed he seemed a bit lost and confused without his owner. If you are missing a fug please contact the WTFug Blogger staff so we can help reunite you. Although, sporting that neon green g-stringy silk getup and fashionable neck brace it isn't all too difficult to find him in a crowd.


While out Fug hunting today we stumbled across this little beauty. At first glance we just assumed it was another ho who had forgotten to get dressed after a long night spent at the strip club. We later discovered she was actually out to hire a landscaper.


Oompa Loompas are Creepy NOT Cute!

When your skin matches your hair color it is time to stop using cheap skin toning products. Also if you really must apply fake emo tears at least make sure that they fit your face properly not float away from it. The ear hair and skunk stripe we also suggest should go. Oompa Loompas are creepy NOT cute.

Eat Something!

When your body looks like a noodle or Gumbys sister, it is time to eat something! While you're at it, buy some pants that fit, wipe the smurf jizz out of your hair, give Ronald McDonald his shoes back, donate your bling to be used as traffic signals, use some glue on your fake nails it will help them stick in place better and stop using drugs. Perhaps then you might look normal...or at the very least, a little less Fug.

Are you afraid of the dark?

When you steal hair from Truth, setting it to FULL BRIGHT only makes the fact that you are a copybotter stand out even more. Please remember kids, if you're afraid of the dark invest in a night light and don't dip your hair in radio active goo to transform it into a glow stick.

This is NOT the Tooth Fairy

This is not the tooth fairy people, this is the newest edition of Crack Barbie! Complete with poodle ear pigtails, LOTS and LOTs of fabulous bling, a sexy scabby skin that blends nicely with your poorly positioned prim feet, a rip-off dress inspired from Madona's Like a Virgin and Lady Marmalade from Moulin Rouge...And that HAT...(There are not enough adjectives to even describe that amazing hat)...With an outfit this hot we are 100% certain you'll score that job on the corner in Candyland.

Monday, October 25, 2010

My Stapler!

Did someone attack her head with a Stapler?

Did someone say Stapler? "Excuse me, I believe you have my Stapler..."