Grandma's Doilies Don't Make Good Garments

When you've taken time to invest in a decent looking skin....reflect on what you're wearing before leaving the house. If it is something grandma knit for a coffee table or curtain, you probably shouldn't wear it. Also, bling is bad, *Hands you a can of Bling-Be-Gone spray....retails at $9.99 at your local SL-MART.*

Grandma says you look like a tramp.